By Phoebe Jackson-edwards For Mailonline. A woman who revealed on Twitter how she ended up with 'poop' in her handbag during a very embarrassing date has gone viral. The series of tweets, which have been retweeted thousands of times, Makela revealed how she panicked, wrapped her waste in toilet paper, and even considered throwing it out of the window, before eventually managing to flush it. Makala, from Toronto, Canada, revealed on Twitter she ended up with 'poop' in her handbag during a date. She started her tweets by explaining her story was about her 'poop' and the series of 18 tweets went viral with thousands of retweets. Makala started: 'I have a story to tell. It is about my poop.
All was going well. I went back to his place. I am a confident, calm and self-assured woman so I felt comfortable popping in his bathroom. I got toilet paper and removed the one poop from the toilet. What do I do with it now? I did the only thing I could think to do. I wrapped it in multiple layers of toilet roll and put it in my purse. Eventually she texts her sister for advice.
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