Top definition. Another name for a camel toe. When a chick's pants or knickers or swim-suit is sooo tight that she splits her beaver for you to see. Man I could count her pubes. Front Wedgie unknown. While putting on her panties in the dark, she put them on backwards and got a front wedgie. The act of going to a Levi's store at the outlet mall and buying a shirt with a fucked up front pocket which was intentionally designed, cutting a hole in it and then proceeding to go to the nearest middle school, putting your dick through said hole and then taking a selfie behind a dumpster while watching kids play dodgeball , illegally. Deviant : "Oi mate, so I was drunk as hell off soccer mom drinks and took what I thought were birth control pills, and I pulled off a Front Wedgie broooooah!!! This is a Are you going to buy some ice cream or just stand there with that Front Wedgie?
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Permanently afflicted by the camel toe and want, er, not to be? That's every single past and present sufferer, then. It's not one of those afflictions that's divisive, like, say, the side boob - which some consider sassy and others may see as odious hey mum! Or, the VPL - which some people like because at least it shows they are wearing knickers hygeine is important, kids.
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Not only is it embarrassing, it also feels like my clothes hate me and are punishing me. I had to see if the darn panty could really protect me from my greatest apparel discomfort. IT DID! Recipe Rating. Leave this field empty. I WANT these. At the very least, it would be nice if more yoga pants had two seams in the crotch so that you have flat fabric across your girlbits.
By Tylea Richard. In most cases, it looks like a plump vagina because it is, in fact, a plump vagina. But just like we know that there are more than two genders and more than two sexualties, now thanks to Christie we know that there is more than one way to have a camel toe. Thanks for being such a role model, Chris. There are two distinct causes of camel toe:. The physics are pretty much identical.